Monday, September 12
Can you smell dead mouse? I think I can smell dead mouse under my bed. G. was here last night but I forgot to ask him to smell. I mean surely he would tell me if he had smelled dead mouse. But what would he say, your new flat which you struggled so much to get cause they wanted quarantor and they wouldn't believe you have a euro account and they made you download statement after statement worth of all the statements of the world and walk around d all the fucking Barclays of the world smells of dead mouse? I'd rather die.
- Call back in 15. Proof of address needed.
- Don't mess with meatballs. Goodbye
- No, goodbye.
- Some food. Goodbye.
- Nothing to share.
- Some food is enough for everyone.
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- I'm in my old tub and I have filled it with hate o...
- I rented out a studio flat and in the middle of th...
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