Monday, August 9

My partner is telling me these incredible stories from his childhood and all I can think about is: I need to go pee, but my tummy is so bloated I’m seriously ashamed to cross the length of the restaurant to go to the toileta.

Thursday, August 5

A king size kinder bueno caught my eye. I have to fart before boarding.

Monday, August 2

Come on and rip me now 

Sunday, August 1

Not so devastated by the other consequences, the other, other consequences, left with a bit of grief . 

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