I dreamt I put my hand inside a giant angry dog’s mouth. It felt nice and warm and the dog curled all around my body and warmed me up. Then I found a letter in his collar saying don’t hug me I’ve got contagious flees

Watching this movie where four old men have sex with a young girl. I can’t decide who I identify more with the young girl or the old men 

It is a key week

A kiwi?

A key wee

A kiwi?

A ki-wee?

A kiwi?

Everyone says it’s a kiwi.

So I learnt last night you’ve been flirting with every single girl around us. The fatties and the uglies and the redheads and the drunks. I dreamt we were going to shoot a water porn in a lake. Lucy McCormack and Lauren Barri Holstein were there.

400 criminals have sneaked back into my heart and need to be convicted and not tolerated and deal with the law. I mean, as a country, I’m learning about what abuse means for the non-convicted. I’m not denying food to my victims. I force breast feed them every morning. I receive 100 calls per hour. 

So here’s the thing: I find a really handsome boyfriend and things don’t work out and I assume it’s because he was handsome and then go for an ugly one and things don’t work out and I assume it’s because he was ugly and then go for a handsome one and things don’t work out and then I go for an ugly one and things don’t work out and then go for a handsome one. And by the end of this journey I’ve kissed so many beauties and ugliest my mouth hurts and my heart is broken and my labia has been dislocated to the side.

He said I’ll call you in 5’ and then disappeared forever.

Feeling so unloved I could throw up. 

Feeling so sick of myself I could throw up