Mi Fa La Si Si

Let's pretend it is Saturday

Mi Mi Fa La Si Si Do

Let's pretend it is Saturday

Mi Fa La Si Si Do Do Reeeee

I take a walk in town and my legs hurt, someone gives me a wheelchair. I have a girlfriend and she has no tits and my boss, who looks like my uncle, tries to kiss me in the middle of the road.

I, I  was just helping

BITCH

I, was only helping, I was not the mole

BITCH

I had security clearance

BITCH

I was helping my twin brother who knew nothing about the president's alternative route

BITCH

I had security clearance

BITCH

He was my brother

BITCH

He he

BITCH

It wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't

BITCH

BITCH

BITCH

It wasn't me, I was never on the Bieber or the Russian plane or the casino in Macau

BITCH

It wasn't me in the fiords, or in the mountains in Pondinya. I am not familiar with the morse code, I have never worn a wig, I have no knowledge of the radioactive RTG light houses in Russia, I wasn't the mole. I have never been to the STS headquarters, or the NSA, CIA, STD, YMCA offices, I promise

BITCH

In ppppp
In ppppppp
In pppppppp

are you bored?

in pppppppp
in pppppaaaaa

in praprapraprap

in pact
in parct
in practice

you know this, you know! This is I did this is I did this thing I did this thing, the parrot thing, drunk and pissed off, cause the line-up was so shit and did this parrot thing mmmmmaaaaa Pipineza!! Parrot wanting to shit with his butt but the owner has invited the president for tea, Pipineza!! mmmmmmaaaaa, the owner, Pipineza!!! Has cleaned the bathroom doors, the knobs, the matt the brush and the parrot wants to shit with his butt mmmmmmmuuuuaaaaaaa but the owner, Pipineza!!! has invited the president for tea. The president, Charchoudas, has been invited for tea and the owner, Pipineza! has cleaned the bathroom mmmmmmmmaaaaaaa!

Why not- why not take off your fluorescent orange bikini first
the bottom then the top
why not stop in the width of coast, look
at me and say
why not stop in the
width of coast, look at
me and
say
why not look at me and wave.

Left right leg
up- left- left
right - leg down
upside down - leg
left left leg
right left
leg left left
and then right
and left left arm
right left arm
right left and
right. Right
leg right right
leg left left
arm right right
right arm left
left arm left left
arm and leg left
right.

You are coming that way, You are one two three, four five six seven, You walk in two's, under the branch, next to the rock, near the parking. You dry the excessive water off your shirt. You are out of sight.

Thailand 2014 In my dream you whisper: egg-free pistachio, egg-free pistachio! I had a boob job and my tits look like fried eggs stuck together and looking sideways.

 No, no worries, I know you do not munch crackers in the airport. No, you are not this type, munching crackers and cheese cubes our of the purple bowl in the airport. No, you are the type who wears a long, pink, chiffon skirt, which touches the floor and sweeps the cramps from the crackers in the airport.

 Thank you, thank you Town Hall! Thank you! Thank you Town Hall, Thank you for your kindness, for the years of trust, for the sleepless nights, for this magnificent ceremony, for saying goodbye, Thank you Town Hall, I love you. I love you Town Hall, I have never met a Town Hall like you before, my dear Town Hall. Ευχαριστώ, σας ευχαριστώ, με συγκινείτε, με συγκινείτε, πως με συγκινείτε.

 Hear that? KSSSSSS, no that, KSSSSSSSS, that? KSSSSSSS, hear that?

 Pipipipipipipipipipipopipopipipopopopopipipopopopopopopopipipipipipipopopopopopopopoppopopopopoooooooooooooopopopopopop, hear that? 

Oooooon watermelon-lon-lon-lon-lin-lon-lon-lon 

OOOOOnnnnn, watermelon -lon-lon-lon-lin-lon-lon-lon 
ooooooooooonnnn watermelong, lon-lon-lon-lin-lon-lon-lon
 You chocked oooooooon watermelong, lon-lon-lon-lin-lon-lon-lon
 ooooooooooooooooooooooooon watermelon

Debris

My bathtub is full with debris, standing on four feet. I open the tap and do not realise I have to bathe in debris. The bathtub is shrinking like wax, it's very small now and transparent. Next thing, I fall in love with a man with two children. He has a moustache, he holds me for a while and then he has to go. He returns to give me his t-shirt as a gift and a list of the best Lebanese restaurants in the area. My dad opens the door and I say we met in an international, interdisciplinary conference. What a bore.

My apricot stone breast

So I take you to the other end of the world and you choke on watermelon. Something about displacement of enjoyment I guess. But what do you want me to do for your watermelon? What do you want me to say? Wewwaterwaterweewareewaterweterwarwatermelon

Who am I going to complain now about my tooth 29 being broken again? My dentist is DEAD DEAD